Text message exchange of the day

Me: Larry Burkhead is here at Macy's. Weird.
Paul: Get the baby's autograph.

I sent the same message to Ashley. "AWESOME!" she replied. I am truly uncertain whether or not that was intended to be sarcastic.

Anyway, something even better than spotting Anna Nicole's baby-daddy at the mall happened today (did you even think such a thing was possible?) -- I finished all of my Christmas shopping in one day. Hot damn!

One of these days I'll make a big knitting update, I promise. Scarves and socks and penis cozies, oh my!

Back to your regularly-scheduled big honkin' music countdown.