The most awesome thing I saw on the internet today

I seem to have a thing for alternate versions of Michael Jackson's Thriller video.



After watching this, I thought to myself, "Gee, I wish I could understand the lyrics." Lucky me, someone translated it. Sort of.

The most awesome thing I've read all day

State Sen. Ernie Chambers Sues God

"The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is omnipresent."